louisfucksharrysenseless:

if any of you are planning to leak one direction’s new album please wait till im online thanks

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Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

x

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wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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theonion:

Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line
becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

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donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

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cashtons-ass:

5sxsrejects:

But look at Luke in this picture he is so wide that he doesn’t have any shoulder space and he’s so tall that his hairs getting squashes BUT HE DOESN’T CARE LOOK AT THE BIG SMILE HE’S JUST SO HAPPLY A LOVE SMILEY LUCAS

SMILEY LUKE IS MY FAV LUKE

cashtons-ass:

5sxsrejects:

But look at Luke in this picture he is so wide that he doesn’t have any shoulder space and he’s so tall that his hairs getting squashes BUT HE DOESN’T CARE LOOK AT THE BIG SMILE HE’S JUST SO HAPPLY A LOVE SMILEY LUCAS

SMILEY LUKE IS MY FAV LUKE

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Harry: “How did you break your arm? In a bouncy house?”

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